Many people got creative now that they have a lot of times on their hand with having no places to go, to job to earn money from, nobody to hang out with, too. Musically-talented ones wrote song parodies and even perform with guitar and such. Heck, I myself took a shot at cartooning but I am not rich yet, still waiting for that rich patron to visit my Patreon web site. I still have another cartoon idea but how about some puns and such. There's a list of Covid-19 pickup lines going around so I decided to make my own lines. Not that I need it, just something fun to do with the extra time on my hand.
COVID-19 pickup lines
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When pandemic ends
Let me be your boo
With curves like yours, I wouldn’t flatten any
How do I love thee?
Let me count the plies
I want to be forward with you
That’s just how my TP rolls
We are made for each other
Like macorona and cheese
I hope it’s only your smile that is infectious
With ventilators in high demand, I am afraid to look at you because you are so breathtaking
Let me serenade you while you wash your hands
I see you have P.P.E. but don’t you need some T.L.C. also?
I am sure under that N95 of yours there is a pair of luscious lips smiling at me.
COVID-19 pickup lines
Roses are red
Violets are blue
When pandemic ends
Let me be your boo
With curves like yours, I wouldn’t flatten any
How do I love thee?
Let me count the plies
I want to be forward with you
That’s just how my TP rolls
We are made for each other
Like macorona and cheese
I hope it’s only your smile that is infectious
With ventilators in high demand, I am afraid to look at you because you are so breathtaking
Let me serenade you while you wash your hands
I see you have P.P.E. but don’t you need some T.L.C. also?
I am sure under that N95 of yours there is a pair of luscious lips smiling at me.
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