For those local to Brooklyn's Bath Beach / Gravesend area:
Qaptain Qwerty
Runner. Cartoonist. MacHead. Environmentalist. Punster.
21 March 2026
16 March 2026
HAKKA
Strangely, perhaps because of the humorous aspect of it, one phrase in Hakka I remember more clearly is the one in the video. Translated with much poetic license just to have the rhyme in place with no regards for meters and such, it goes
Fart
If you can, do your part
If you cannot, then depart

COMING UP NEXT: PROOF THAT LIZZIE BORDEN WAS A HAKKA.
15 March 2026
PAT
In case you wonder, no, I didn’t climb over some fences to make the letter “a”. It is a little trick of pausing and resuming the tracker, in this case Strava app on my smartphone. While heading toward Avenue X, I paused the app when I was about midway through East 72nd Street. Then I ran back on East 72nd to Avenue W toward East 71st Street. About midway down 71st Street, I un-paused Strava. The computer only knew that I was last on East 72nd Street and that I now re-appeared on East 71st Street. There are many ways to get from Point A on E. 72nd to Point B on E. 71st but the shortest distance is the straight line, so that was what the computer chose. Everything else involved actual running.
08 March 2026
SOME HEROES WEAR DUST JACKET?
Much as I like to do heroic things, I am not one to declare myself a hero, but I like to make jokes and puns. The typical superheroes, at least in the Western Hemisphere such as those in the Marvel or D.C. universe, wear capes. Batman, Superman, Thor, you know the drill. The saying goes "not all superheroes wear capes", meaning some people do heroic work but are just normal people.
This past friday the 6th of March 2026, a member in my Buy Nothing group alerted the group that somebody dumped a few bundles of books at the base of the Little Free Library on 15th Avenue between 84th and 85th Streets. She already took some but there are many left, in four or five neatly tied bundles, and the Little Library itself was pretty full. The Library is in front of a medical office, but, I just checked, back in 2024 the building was occupied by the United Chinese Association of Brooklyn.
Whatever the business, if the books were left alone at some point they will resemble garbage. The business will not like that and will treat them as such. Besides, it may rain the next day and the books would be ruined. To a book lover like me, that is unacceptable. On my way home, I got off the highway one stop early and went a little bit out of the way to rescue them. The bundles of books were still there, some bundles probably had books take out of them so the strings couldn't keep the books together. I rescued them all, about 30 books. Over the weekend, I added them to a catalog in LibraryThing that I named BuyNothing20260306 and shared a link with the Buy Nothing group (Bath Beach/Gravesend).22 February 2026
WINTER'S REVENGER 2026 FEBRUARY
It is interesting that just as I wrote a blog about the warmer weather, with snow melted in many places, this weekend winter came back with a vengeance. At first the forecast said snow, but just 3" on Sunday then up to 6" on Monday. That didn't sound too bad but then as the weekend drew closer the dire warning is up a foot of snow, with blizzard! As of now (3:30 PM Feb 22, 2026) the prediction shot up to two feet!!! Argh! At least I know now I will be able to work from home Monday. The time I save from the commute can be put into shoveling. I hope to have the energy to shovel around the fire hydrant two houses over from me. The responsibility rests on the house closest to it, but it's a Chinese family, usually not civic-minded, not sure if the snow will get cleared.
15 February 2026
HALLELUJAH FOR WARMER WEATHER
After a few weeks of freezing cold weather, Brooklyn NY and nearby area finally had some warmer weather. Funny how 40 degree F is considered good weather. It is all relative, I guess. Maybe it is a sign of being older but I used to prefer cold weather. I can dress for it, whereas when it was scorching hot, no matter how little clothes I wear I would still sweat profusely. But not this winter.
First it snowed heavily. As usual, unlike rain, snow just silently fell. I like to shovel snow in layers so I did some in the morning. Then another shovel job later on when it finally stopped. Thanks to a huge tree and its expanded tree pit, my sidewalk is narrower than most of the block so I didn't have too much to do. Being the civic-minded type, I cleared a path from the sidewalk out to the street. Most people would just clear their sidewalks and would create snowbanks separating the sidewalk from the street. People who want to cross the street would have to either climb over the snowbanks or go to the corner in hope of finding something more navigable. I also cleared a path for my alley. It's always good to have multiple exits from a house.
Next day, next task was to make sure the car can leave its parking spot. I was fortunate enough to find a spot on the left side of the one-way street. Department of Sanitation's plower always push snow to the right side, so the unfortunate cars that were parked on the right side ended up being locked in by tall snowbanks. If you really need to get out, you would have to move quick and blast through those snowbanks, whether with professional help or lots of your own time and elbow grease. Not in my case, but I still had much to do to make sure the car is useable, to get to work the next day. The windshield obviously needed to be cleared of snow and ice, but a recent law in New York State required that the roof also be free of ice and snow. It makes total sense, especially on highways. You wouldn't want to be hit by a small avalanche of snow and ice that can temporarily blinds you or worse, like cracking your windshield.
I think overall the City did good with clearing the roads. Not only the avenues were plowed, the side streets were too. The challenge was in finding parking spots, which this year I was lucky and always managed to find a place to park after I came home from working in New Jersey. Mind you the spots were not perfect, in that I had to spend an hour after parking to dig around the car as much as possible to ensure a smooth departure next day. I didn't want to be late for work because I couldn't easily exit the parking spot. I tried to be considerate but one night I had to park in the third spot of a three-car strip. A car was already in the first spot, under normal circumstance I should park in the second spot, but there was a good chance someone would park behind me and I would have a difficult time getting out next day, because of all the snowbanks on the side of the road. Somehow someone was able to take the second spot, it seemed the driver was able to backup into that spot. All my worrying was not necessary.
Park, shovel, drive, rinse and repeat. At long last, temperature reached 40+ degrees and while parking spots are not back to normal, i.e. there are still a few small hills of snow taking up precious parking spots, at least getting in and out of whatever available spot is not as difficult as it was just last week. Well, tonight I did have to park at a meter spot and to my surprise even on Presidents Day, the big holiday about Presidents, the meter will need to be fed tomorrow. I already have my alarm clock set to remind me to move the car before the meter goes into effect.
09 January 2026
MEET-UP AT CASS 124 AVENUE O BROOKLYN NY
For a few years now, for my local Buy Nothing group, I help organize a regularly-scheduled free Swap Meet, or rather Meet-up, a physical event where people meet in the flesh, to give away items or take free items. The group is fortunate to have the support of the local public library, Ulmer Park Branch of Brooklyn Public Library. Because most of us work during the week and the library isn't open on Sundays, all the events so far are on Saturdays. Some members, however, work Saturdays so they could rarely attend the event, unless they take the day off or not feeling well enough to work but can take a break from being out sick.
Through working with staff at Councilman William Colton, I was recently able to find a place that opens on Sunday which agreed to host us. It's the Chinese American Social Service Center, or CASS, at 124 Avenue O. It's a smaller place and not local to Bath Beach and Gravesend, but it's not far either. Hopefully the usual crowd from the Buy Nothing group will attend, especially those who worked Saturdays. Depends on how things go, maybe we will have it regularly, say, every other month. We are already doing the library event every other month, CASS can fill in the gap.
Come attend the event! Donate some portable, clean, unbroken stuff, take some, do both, or do neither, we are flexible. Even better, come volunteer your time to help sort the donated items, to help keep things tidy, or to load stuff into the St. Mary's Church van that is scheduled for a 3 PMish pickup.